“they gave me some coffee but they didn’t charge me and when i was broke i needed it more. but now that i’m rich, they give me coffee. eating an ice cream”
- as sung by Ben Folds in “Free Coffee”

“I don’t want no sugar in my coffee, it’ll make me mean…” – as sung by The Who in “Bald Headed Woman”

“Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.”
- Charles Lauller

“The best coffee in Europe is Vienna coffee, compared to which all other coffee is fluid poverty.”
- Mark Twain Greatly Exaggerated

“Coffee is my cup of tea.”
- Charles Lauller

“There are three intolerable things in life – cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.”
- Orson Welles

Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.
- Turkish Proverb

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view ordering coffee as some kind of recreational activity.
- Dave Barry

He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.
- Josephine Baker

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
- Mae West